Horror Movies in IT sector...

Tester Bana Shaitaan

Appraisal Ki Pyaas

Manager ki Cheekh

Tadapti Delivery

Client Ka Qaher!!!!!!!!!!!

Viraana Cubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Khooni Client Call

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute

Ichadhari Bug

Zahereelee Defect

Prod Release ki Raat

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche

0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

I know what you CODED last summer

Badla . . Developer Ka

Kehar Onsite co-ordinator ka...

Release ki Raat

Sunsaan Bench..pe akela fresher

khauffnak appraisel

jalim mentor

Unit testing per bug ka saya

Places with LOOOOOOOOOONG Names...

At first glance the above mentioned name is impossible to read. It is the name of a 305 meters (1,000 ft) high mountain in New Zealand. The weird name of the mountain is translated as he summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the climber of mountains, the land-swallower who travelled about, played his nose flute to his loved one.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (58 letters)

The name is also impossible to read out. A small village located on the island of Anglesey in Wales. The name of the town was too weird and complicated to pronounced therefore Llanfair PG or Llanfairpwll were introduced.

Tikkitikkitembonosa rembocharicharir uchipiperipembo (48 letters) a lake in China

Chinese’s were also not behind to make among the list of top five. Although the name is weird and too difficult to pronounce but it is used and used very often to referred a lake.

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg (45 letters)

Chargoggagoggmancha uggagoggchaubuna gungamaugg or Webster is a 1,442-acre lake with a 17-mile shoreline in southern Massachusetts. It is also longest city name and longest lake name in United States. Interestingly the lake is inhabitant and there are few permanent houses on it.

Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik lake (31 Letters)

There is a lake in Manitoba called Pekwachnamaykoskwas kwaypinwanik Lake, 54° 01′ 42″ N – 93° 32′ 00″ W.Pekwachnamaykoskw askwaypinwanik Lake- South of Red Sucker Lake. Native name (probably Cree) meaning wild angling, or literally, where the wild trout are caught by fishing with hooks. This is the longest official geographical name in Manitoba.

Indian Filmy lines...

Just got to learn Indian English!!!(HUMOR)

Some of them, eager to land one of the customer service jobs from India, are attending special training sessions in New York City, led by language specialist Dave Ramsey, who goes by a simpler name for his Indian clients: Devendra Ramaswaminathan.

On this warm afternoon, the professor is teaching three ambitious students how to communicate with Indian customers.

Professor: "Okay, Gary, Randy and Jane, first we need to give you Indian names. Gary, from now on, you'll be known to your customers as Gaurav. Randy, you'll be Ranjit. And Jane, you'll be Jagadamba. Now imagine you just received a call from Delhi. What do you say?"

Gary: "Name as tea?"

Professor: "I think you mean 'namaste.' Very good. But what do you say after that?"

Gary: "How can I help you?"

Professor: "You're on the right track. Anyone else?"

Jane: "How can I be helping you?"

Professor: "Good try! You're using the correct tense, but it's not quite right. Anyone else?"

Randy: "How I can be helping you?"

Professor: "Wonderful! Word order is very important. Okay, let's try some small talk. Give me a comment that would help you make a connection with your Indian customers."

Randy: "It's really hot, isn't it?"

Professor: "The heat is always a good topic, but you haven't phrased it correctly. Try again."

Randy: "It's deadly hot, isn't it?"

Professor: "That's better. But your tag question can be greatly improved."

Randy: "It's deadly hot, no?"

Professor: "Wonderful! You can put 'no?' at the end of almost any statement. You are understanding me, no?"

Jane: "Yes, we are understanding you, no?"

Professor (smiles): "We may need to review this later. But let's move on to other things. Have you ever heard Indians use the word 'yaar'?"

Randy: "Yes, my Indian friends use it all the time. Just last night, one of them said to me, 'Randy, give me yaar password. I am needing it to fix yaar computer."

Professor (laughs): "That's a different 'yaar,' yaar. The 'yaar' that I'm talking about means friend or buddy. You can use it if you've developed a camaraderie with a customer. For example, you can say, 'Come on, yaar. I am offering you the best deal.' Do you understand, Jagadamba?"

Jane: "Yaar, I do."

Professor (smiles): "Okay, let's talk about accents. If your client says 'I yam wery vorried about vat I bought for my vife,' how would you respond?"

Randy: "Please don't be vorrying, yaar. She vill be wery happy and vill give you a vild time tonight."

Professor: "Vunderful! I mean, wonderful. You have a bright future, Ranjit. And so do you, Jagadamba. But Gaurav, you haven't said anything in a while. Do you have any questions about what we've just learned?"

Gary: "Yes, Professor, I do have one question: Wouldn't it be simpler to learn to speak Hindi?"

Quality at its best....!!!

                     

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Now analyzed by gender:

Guys’ complaints:
1. I blinked
2. Photo blur
3. Dude, I am not in the frame

Girls’ complaints:
1. My shoes are not visible
2. My shoes are visible
3. My smile is weird
4. My laugh is weird
5. My hair is not proper
6. My eyes are weird
7. My nails are not done
8. My nails are done
9. Uncool dress
10. Unhot dress
11. She looks cooler
12. She looks hotter
13. The left side of my face is weird
14. The right side of my face is weird
15. I don’t like my face from the front
16. I don’t like your face from the front
17. Unknown reason (won’t tell)
18. I blinked

Seriously girls have A LOT of issues...

The Three Laws of Secure Computing...

2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in...

3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1...

How IT Companies Really Work!!!

SOME WORLD FAMOUS COMPANIES!!!

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
 

5. INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
 

7. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
 

8. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
 

12. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

13. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

14. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

15. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

17. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE (Answer)!!!