I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse...

It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a  crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket...

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it???