· ASM Technologies Ltd, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.."

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· Oracle, Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

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· From H.A.L, Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
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· An incident of a illness:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

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· A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

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· A covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."

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· Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

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· Another actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

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· Sample of letter writing:-

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."

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· A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'.... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post..........

Abhishek Bachchan - P Ash Word
Amitabh Bachchan - rekha
Shahrukh Khan - ppppassword
Madhuri Dixit - 12345678910111213
Shahid Kapur - Paffword
Bill Gates - pMSword
Barack Obama - TheBlackHouse
Deve Gowda -zzZZZ
Sunil Bharti Mittal - KhuljaSIMSIM
Vijay Mallya: calendarshouldhave20months
Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar - India
Rahul Dravid - Nothing shall pass
Saurav Ganguly - Iamthebest
Navjot Singh Sidhu - lol
Emraan Hashmi - Muaaaaah
Nana Patekar - Kaekopoocha
Gabbar Singh - Aakthoo!!

Anu Malik will use passwords chosen by somebody else
Rajnikanth doesn't need a password
ACP Pradyuman - daya_darwaza_tod_do ;) ;)

1. The woman always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change without notice.
3. No man can possibly know all the rules.
4. The woman is never wrong.
5. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said.
6. The man must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
7. The woman can change her mind at any time.
8. The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman.
9. The man must read the mind of the woman at all times.
10. At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.