As they approached Chandigarh number 1 runway, the tower heard:

PILOT – Oh Teri Behn Di !!! Will you look how freaking short this runway is ?

CO-PILOT –  Oye Bante, you're right ... Eh Ki Hai ?

PILOT – This is gonna be one a the trickiest landings ever, Sante !

CO-PILOT – We're doomed !!

PILOT – Right, Santa, when I say ‘go’ put the engine in reverse !!

CO-PILOT – Aaho, I’ll do that !!

PILOT – And then put the flaps down!!

CO-PILOT – Aaho, I’ll do that, too!!

PILOT – And then stamp on the brakes as hard as you can and pray to Wahe Guru to save us all !!

CO-PILOT – I’m prayin already, and I’ll hit the brakes as hard as I can ....

So, as the wheels hit the ground, Santa put the engines in reverse, puts the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray with all his soul.

The brakes screeched, the tires squealed,and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Santa and Banta, the aircraft came to a stop a few meters from the end of the runway!!

As Santa and Banta sat in the cockpit regaining some composure,

Banta looked out of the window and said to Santa, “This has got to be the shortest fuckin' runway in the world!”

Santa replied, “Yeah, but do you see how fuckin' wide it is?”