Definition

A working program is one that has only unobserved bugs.

1. Every non- trivial program has at least one bug
   Corollary 1 - A sufficient condition for program triviality is that it have no bugs.
   Corollary 2 - At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization.
2. Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified.
3. The subtlest bugs cause the greatest damage and problems.
   Corollary - A subtle bug will modify storage thereby masquerading as some other problem.
4. Lulled into Security Law
   A 'debugged' program that crashes will wipe out source files on storage devices when there is the least available backup.
5. A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
6. A system software crash will cause hardware to act strangely and the programmers will blame the customer engineer.
7. Any given program, when running, is obsolete.
8. Any given program costs more and takes longer.
9. If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
10. If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.
11. Any program will expand to fill available memory.
12. The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
13. Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capabilities of the programmer who must maintain it.
14. Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
15. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
16. Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers can not write in English.
17. The documented interfaces between standard software modules will have undocumented quirks.
18. The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer. 

Poori RAMAYAN biwiyon ki kahani hai.....

Laxman apni ghar pe chhodkar chala aya.

Raawan doosre ki utha ke fas gaya.

Hanuman ki apni thi hi nahi, magar doosre ki dhundh ne mein Lanka jala dali.

Ram ko apni wapas laane ke liye dus din tak yudh karna pada...

Aur waapas lake bhi kya mila?

Ek dhobi ne apni biwi ko wapas ghar mein nahin liya, to Ram ne apniwali ko out kar diya.

Aur end mein kya hua?Jis biwi ke kaaran itni badi ramayan hui woh to underground ho gayi!

Abhi tum-ich socho boss... Yeh akhaa jhamela hua kaayko?

Kyun ki Dashrath ki 3 biwiyan thi!!! 

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink On your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You’re looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You’re being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they’re taking you.

5. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You’re in an ambulance.
Cure: Don’t move. Let the professionals do their job.

Just when you thought it was safe to go out ...

1. Every girl already has a boyfriend.
2. If you think things are going well in a relationship, you have overlooked something.
3. Given enough time, any relationship will end unhappily.
4. Everywhere in the world, women outnumber men. The only exceptions to this are the place you live and any place you may move to.
5. Women will talk to you if and only if they are unavailable.
6. No woman will treat you as badly as the woman you marry.

A few corollaries:

Farber's Fourth Law

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

The Heisenberg Principle of Dating

You cannot know both the location of a female and that she is single at any given time. If the location of the female in question is known, see Law #1

Katz's Law

Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Principle of Diminishing Returns

The amount of time you spend getting ready for a date is inversely proportional to how well it will turn out. 

A group of 40 year old buddies discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and are very young.10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there is very good and there is a terrific wine selection.10 years later, at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant has a beautiful view of the ocean.10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and there is even an elevator.10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they have never been there before.......