IN PRISON : You spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell...
AT WORK : You spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle...

IN PRISON : You get three meals a day (free)...
AT WORK : You only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself...

IN PRISON : You get time off for good behavior...
AT WORK : You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK...

IN PRISON : A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you....
AT WORK : You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself...

IN PRISON : You can watch TV and play games...
AT WORK : You get fired for watching TV and playing games...

IN PRISON : They allow your family and friends to visit...
AT WORK : You can not even speak to your family and friends...

IN PRISON : All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all...
AT WORK : You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners...