Promises that should be taken before choosing IT Profession!!!

1. I have already enjoyed my life in childhood..

2. I love tension..

3. I don't want to spend time with my friends..

4. I love night outs..

5. I love to work on Sundays and Holidays..

6. I want to take revenge on myself (Perfect Reason)..

7. I don't want to marry before 30..

8. I don't want good Salary..

9. I want to learn until my death..

10. All praises (if I get any) of mine will be meretricious..

11. I can act as if I am the happiest man left on this earth...

12. I will not expect the prettiest of girls in campus to work for my project..

Few Add Ons:

1. All good looking girls will be in other projects, and if there is any in My project she'll be either already engaged or not of my type...

2. I will pay high rent and high deposits, and never bargain for auto fare..

3. I will not be visiting all my relatives and friends and will not be attending any function happening at their places..

4. Internet will be my best friend and facebook will be the place where I'll be allowed to meet my friend...

5. My identity will be completely dependent on my ID card...

6. My address will turn virtual from physical...

7. Things that'll be always close at hand are keyboard and mouse..

8. Conversation means chatting on communicator..

9. I will be ready to eat any kind of food served to me...

I do not have any single word to say, but ROFL!!! :D